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Blog By M. Mitera
If you’ve had any sort of adventurous sex, chances are high that you’ve used a piece of furniture in your house to help in the act. Chairs, benches, tables, washing machines, etc. All of these things can make great additions to play time. But these items aren’t designed for such roughhousing and can take some damage in certain situations. Also, they can be somewhat uncomfortable. But thankfully, toy companies understand the struggle of finding a comfortable piece of furniture to bang on. There are plenty of options out there for sex-oriented furniture and there are some surprising benefits to using them as well!
Sex furniture is a vague term and covers a wide variety of extra goodies that you can add to your sex life. From sex swings to dance poles, these items are sure to spice things up. Of course, you need to remember that your lifestyle dictates the kind of sex furniture that you have laying around. If you’re someone who likes to have company over (and not always in a sexual way), you probably don’t want a sex swing hanging out of the ceiling of your living room when the neighbors come over for dinner. Just remember that when picking out your new toy. While some toys are very sly and can be hidden around the house, some are very apparent. It’s a good idea to plan out what toys will go where before buying them so you can keep your kinky side on the down low.
One of the most popular pieces of sex furniture are the swings. People love sex swings. They are extremely fun and easy to assemble. They allow for added mobility that some people have trouble achieving. Being able to rotate your partner and switch positions almost instantly is great for those who find it difficult to be on their knees for long periods of time. The swings also give you a much larger range of motion, making things much more pleasurable for both parties! We have numerous styles of sex swings at MALS so definitely stop by to check them out! Even if you’re not ready for a swing, we have interesting additions to a regular mattress that will keep your partner in place, like the Bed Bondage Restraint Kit!
The sex machines are another type of erotic furniture. These machines make things really interesting, some of which even come equipped with cell phone holders as well as a “him” and “her” side. Currently, MALS has the Couple’s Power Banger in stock. This epic machine is for both parties, is lightweight, and easy to use. The best part about these power bangers? Even though they are a bit bigger, they are easily hidden in a closet or under a bed. Take them out when needed and none of your visitors will even know that you have an incredible banging machine stashed away.
Dance poles are geared more towards those who enjoy watching instead of participating. The good thing about the poles is that they can be used for larger audiences. So okay, maybe some people don’t want their visitors to see their kinky side but others really enjoy involving multiple people. If this sounds like something you and your sexually charged friends would enjoy, a dance pole can not only provide entertainment but it’s also a great workout! We currently have two poles in stock right now; the Power Pole and the Fantasy Series Dance Pole. The Fantasy Series comes complete with a spinning light that will only increase the mood and the Power Pole comes with instructions on how to get the best (and sexiest) workout possible!
There are so many different kinds of sex furniture! And lucky for you, we can order almost anything you can think of and have it delivered right to our shop. We even got in a vibrating chair that would be perfect for some couple’s “time out” style play! If you haven’t stopped by to check out the selection here at MALS, you’re absolutely missing out. Whether you’re looking for power bangers or dance poles or something in between, chances are we have it!
About the Author: M has been a professional blogger for six years and has contributed to various websites. When she is not writing, she is a professional body piercing apprentice. M can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org and you can find her piercing only blog HERE.